Chapter 4: Trouble Every Day, page 58

Oh, Moze, you sweet talker, you.

I uh… don’t advise trying this line in real life. Just saying.

Hey guys, remember: I’m gonna be at MoCCA in NYC, this weekend! I’ll be sharing a table with Dave “Reiley” Shabett of Dead Winter and John Keogh of Lucid TV. Come say hi! We’re friendly types. We’ll be at table 116.

And for those of you that have ordered (or are thinking about ordering) iron-on Reclamation patches, the prototype is IN! Check it out!

Like whatcha see? Still time to grab one! Pick ’em up here.

Chapter 4: Trouble Every Day, page 54

Tuesday cares not for your immigration issues. Tuesday cares only about how badly she can embarrass that dude who called her a slut on TV.

Truth.

By the way, guys? That whole “deportation of essentially American fuck-ups back to their technical countries or origin” thing? That’s real in our world, too. Ecuador, Panama, and a number of other south and central American countries are full of basically-North American teenagers right now, who fucked up one too many times.

So it goes.