Chapter 5: Lit, page 45.

Chapter 5: Lit, page 45.

Well then.

Discussion (24)¬

  1. Valatros says:

    Wait, “Get my tits taken out”? As in, get IMPLANTS removed? That sounds like a rather unpleasant procedure to go through, and somewhat expensive; Suppose going a step further then is necessary tends to be the hallmark of the wealthy, though.

    • Sarah says:

      They have to come out some time, either permanently or to be replaced. Implants calcify and therefore harden over time, when you see ones that have gone too long without being removed or replaced, the hard shell of plaque can really change how they move, especially in a saline implant, when having a hard wall on one side of the fluid can make rippling especially obvious.
      So when a celebrity gets rid of their implants, they’re probably not doing it on a whim, but because they were faced with the choice of getting rid of them or getting new ones, surgery either way.

    • Hanna says:

      Yeah, the implants have to be replaced at least once every 5 years, if you’re lucky. More often if you’re not. Although I have to say the line “and I’m going to get my tits taken out” has just made it onto my list of Webcomic Moments You Must See To Believe. :-P

  2. Mary says:

    BWHAHAHA. Awesome.

  3. John says:

    She has fakes? I wouldn’t have thought that from her figure.

  4. Jim says:

    Ah, well. That explains the… perkiness.

  5. Falafel says:

    This page says a lot about her self image.

  6. Tod Stiles, Libertarian Phalangist of Greater Oklahoma, or Texas, or Lousiana. says:

    So Curio suddenly becomes the hottest character in the comic, in my estimate.

    God, I have issues.

  7. Sarah says:

    Prabjat Kaur, Unlikely Voice of Reason

  8. DCB says:

    …*waves good by to the boobs* and Curio is that much closer to being a real person.

  9. Ziggy Stardust says:

    Haha, poor Curio! Gettin’ drunk off her ass and callin’ her ‘best friend’ and just unloading everything. She should stop worrying about what’s real and fake and start making new friends that she can talk to without getting into an argument.

  10. Greg Stolze says:

    Tuesday will play this on her show, I fear.


  11. Maritza says:

    Fucking high school INDEED, Curio ¬.¬

  12. AlmostLiterally says:

    G…good for her?

  13. Jonboy says: