89 thoughts on “Intermission: Employee Appreciation, page 2.”

  1. Does that shirt exist? I want one.
    I always thought that message was funny. I can definitely see the aliens putting together one or two pieces of it, like the solar system, but the little figure-guy? With no context? And really, 8-bit biochemistry?

  2. Simian-esque girl has fantasmic earrings. Nile? Or just awesome?

    Morgan, you are the cutest. You deserve your own goddamn spin-off.

  3. I am also of the group who feels that bearded fellow with the glasses is staring straight into my soul and giving it a really awkward hippie hug.

  4. Nthing the sentiment that Morgan’s shirt is the BEST THING EVER.

    Second page in a row to make me squee (I’m a man, and I’m secure in the fact that all of this squeeing won’t give me the gay). I’m falling in love with a comic book character. Sigh…

  5. I would totally by the faux-Voyager message t-shirt with the “holla back” motif. Or is that a sweater?

    BTW your Poorcraft project broke $10K! Congratulations Spike.

  6. Everyone is preoccupied with the the dude on the left, but I find the eyes on that girl on the far right infinitely more terrifying. Her whole FACE.

    I feel really awkward just looking at Morgan there. Unprepared for this nonsense.


        sdfgh but I know I’m reminded of something else, too. There’s another mongoloid dude that she reminds me of…Eric the Red, Maybe? I need to reread the archives for, like, the fifth time.

  7. Apparently I’m the only one whose visual cortex makes a mistake when looking at that stray hair on Terrifying Hippie Waldo and just sees him wearing a giant dildo on his head. Or maybe Templar just has some subculture that’s obsessed with wearing sex toys in utterly unorthodox ways?

    1. Are you trying to claim that he is not wearing a smurf hat pushed way back

      Because I will not hold with this nonsense

  8. Can you find the paint brush in the girl’s skirt far left on the bottom panel? Or is that just me? o.O And Waldo is really very creepy…



    your comic still blows

    1. Haha oh hold on! Are you like one of those internet people? You know, the ones who think internet actually matters?


      Right here on Templar!

      Imagine! I’m just so tickled. A real live douchebag!

  10. Samtootle – The best part of this–the absolute shining awesomeness of your comment here–is that you had to scroll past 40 comments about how great the comic is in order to make it. Keep on believin’, Gaia kid!

  11. AKSHUALLY. i didnt bother reading any of that tripe. and yes hun, im from the cc, i wouldve thought you had that figured. stalking u. watching u being a nigger.

    nigger nigger nailed to a wall who is the dumbest of them all.
    YOU ARE.

  12. You know what would be handy? If you applied one of those ‘save page for later’ widgets to your comic, like they have on Smack Jeeves. I think those are pretty cool, and handy.

  13. Neither EJ nor Pippy gathered so many comments in such little time. It’s like all of us have turned into the three creeps that surround Heather on this page, and she should treasure that. Scip…err…Ben to the rescue!

    1. *has nightmares about US now*


      *is also curious as to whether above co-workers are, indeed, evil, or simply sport black holes between their ears*

      Oo! Epiphany! Maybe they’re why THAT’s Morgan’s work shirt?

  14. Everyone’s talking about Waldo and Apegirl, but it’s the center chick that terrifies me. She looks like she’s going to beat the crap out of Morgan to steal her lunch money.

    …If she’s NOT being sarcastic, she’s gain 100 times more scariness.

  15. Thing 1 & Thing 2: DEFINITELY not all there.
    Lady in funky dress: Pure diabolic, or not all there. Hard to say.

    Though I do continue to wonder if they *aren’t* part of an as-yet unmentioned Templar subculture.

    Cheez. Where’s Regan when ya need a tour guide?

  16. In the first picture the… probably female on the right has facial features/expression that makes me think of the “ice hockey” player that had had his head bashed in a few times too many, Red Erik or something like that, from way back.

    And as for their approach, it makes me think they’re there to 1) try to wheedle something out of her or 2) sack her.

  17. Jesus christ, I can literally HEAR the middle chick’s voice dripping with sarcasm.

    I can’t stand people like that.

    Also, Waldo and the ‘tarded elf chick are equally scary as fuck.


  18. I, too, think that needs to be a real shirt. Buy-able via your website. Yeah.

    Also I think I’m going to pretend the flanking coworkers are actually just balloons. They’re less disturbing that way.

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