This is going to be awkward.
TREASURE it heather anne. TREASURE YOUR BEAUUUUTIFUL NAAAAAaaaAAAME
OH SHIT! RUN!
Contact embarrassment already starting…!
Also, awesome shirt!
so…waldo grew a beard and joined a hipster cult.
Hmm, I know that kind of smile.
I do not trust that kind of smile.
Manners, Heather Anne!
Also love the shirt and Waldo’s necklace!
If I had coworkers like that I would really start looking for a new line of work.
Here, this punch will really go well with those noodles.
Does that shirt exist? I want one.
I always thought that message was funny. I can definitely see the aliens putting together one or two pieces of it, like the solar system, but the little figure-guy? With no context? And really, 8-bit biochemistry?
I love girls who dont mind having messy hair + eat noodles ungracefully. Reminds me of university days. lol.
I want me one of those shirts please thank you.
seriously, =D that is an excellent shirt.
Hells yeah. I would actually have friends who would be jealous if I got one of those.
If those three pairs of eyes were looking directly at me, I’d start running. ONE OF US, ONE OF US…
The hipster!Waldo’s eyes are boring into my mind.
I hope we get to meet Tuesday’s mom!
Oh my God yes I also want one of those shirt please very much.
Does that guy have glasses with ironic googley-wide eyes painted on them, I wonder? Cause he’s freakin’ me out.
SYCOPHANT SQUAD, ASSEMBLE
BUT DON’T NECESSARILY POINT YOUR EYES ALL THE SAME WAY
dah dadadah da dah daaaaaaaaah
Sycophant Squad? Isnt that the PVP fanclub’s official name? :o
One of us, one of us, one of us….Cthulhu Ryleth Iya Iya!
I LOVE HER T-SHIRT!
Simian-esque girl has fantasmic earrings. Nile? Or just awesome?
Morgan, you are the cutest. You deserve your own goddamn spin-off.
I am also of the group who feels that bearded fellow with the glasses is staring straight into my soul and giving it a really awkward hippie hug.
Nthing the sentiment that Morgan’s shirt is the BEST THING EVER.
Second page in a row to make me squee (I’m a man, and I’m secure in the fact that all of this squeeing won’t give me the gay). I’m falling in love with a comic book character. Sigh…
omg they are totally gonna eat her alive you guys
“Heather”, interesting name choice there Spike. I wonder what it could mean …
That is creepy on so many levels. This is why everyone working a job that involves contact with others needs to carry mace.
**joins the TShirt hoard**
I would totally by the faux-Voyager message t-shirt with the “holla back” motif. Or is that a sweater?
BTW your Poorcraft project broke $10K! Congratulations Spike.
Not voyager. The shirt has a message transmitted from the Arecibo radio telescope by SETI:
You’re thinking of the Voyager Golden Record and the Pioneer Plaque:
I’m a space science geek of the highest degree. That’s why I love Morgan so much.
WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS
This is how scatological hazing begins.
Everyone is preoccupied with the the dude on the left, but I find the eyes on that girl on the far right infinitely more terrifying. Her whole FACE.
I feel really awkward just looking at Morgan there. Unprepared for this nonsense.
Ditto. She reminds me of Goblin, Moze’s pug.
I KNEW I HAD SEEN HER FACE BEFORE
sdfgh but I know I’m reminded of something else, too. There’s another mongoloid dude that she reminds me of…Eric the Red, Maybe? I need to reread the archives for, like, the fifth time.
That’s it. I’m calling her Red Goblin or Red Erica until she gets a proper name.
Naw, she’s clearly a Who from Whoville.
I am So glad i was not the only person who immediately thought of Goblin. It’s the walleyedness, i think.
Is Hippie Waldo wearing a Phrygian cap?
It’s a smurf hat. I’m fairly certain.
Given that the smurf hat IS a Phrygian cap you can both be right.
Apparently I’m the only one whose visual cortex makes a mistake when looking at that stray hair on Terrifying Hippie Waldo and just sees him wearing a giant dildo on his head. Or maybe Templar just has some subculture that’s obsessed with wearing sex toys in utterly unorthodox ways?
Are you trying to claim that he is not wearing a smurf hat pushed way back
Because I will not hold with this nonsense
Maybe he’s just a big fan of Choda Boy from Orgazmo.
Ubik: you are not alone, I see it too.
Can you find the paint brush in the girl’s skirt far left on the bottom panel? Or is that just me? o.O And Waldo is really very creepy…
Hippie Waldo is giving me nightmares.
Girl on right looks like a troll.
Seconding requests for shirts.
OHOHO SO I HERD UR BUTTHURT OVR A COMMENT SUM1 GAVE U. BOOHOO BAD COMMENT HOOO.
CRY A LITTLE HARDER.
your comic still blows
Haha oh hold on! Are you like one of those internet people? You know, the ones who think internet actually matters?
Right here on Templar!
Imagine! I’m just so tickled. A real live douchebag!
Dammit Spike, who left the gate on my nightmares open so you could see who lives there?
Please make shirts! Will buy immediately!
Samtootle – The best part of this–the absolute shining awesomeness of your comment here–is that you had to scroll past 40 comments about how great the comic is in order to make it. Keep on believin’, Gaia kid!
AKSHUALLY. i didnt bother reading any of that tripe. and yes hun, im from the cc, i wouldve thought you had that figured. stalking u. watching u being a nigger.
nigger nigger nailed to a wall who is the dumbest of them all.
I dunno this seems like kind of an inaccurate means of divination?
So your point is that you are exactly the useless creature that I initially assumed you were? There’s a clever tactic.
You know what would be handy? If you applied one of those ‘save page for later’ widgets to your comic, like they have on Smack Jeeves. I think those are pretty cool, and handy.
Having people like that around is a good reason to own a Taser.
We must have the shirt. :D
Neither EJ nor Pippy gathered so many comments in such little time. It’s like all of us have turned into the three creeps that surround Heather on this page, and she should treasure that. Scip…err…Ben to the rescue!
*has nightmares about US now*
*is also curious as to whether above co-workers are, indeed, evil, or simply sport black holes between their ears*
Oo! Epiphany! Maybe they’re why THAT’s Morgan’s work shirt?
Everyone’s talking about Waldo and Apegirl, but it’s the center chick that terrifies me. She looks like she’s going to beat the crap out of Morgan to steal her lunch money.
…If she’s NOT being sarcastic, she’s gain 100 times more scariness.
The other two weirdos remind me of human versions the creepy unicorns from “Frank the Unicorn.”
I do believe you mean Charlie the Unicorn, and yes… they kind of do…
Thing 1 & Thing 2: DEFINITELY not all there.
Lady in funky dress: Pure diabolic, or not all there. Hard to say.
Though I do continue to wonder if they *aren’t* part of an as-yet unmentioned Templar subculture.
Cheez. Where’s Regan when ya need a tour guide?
In the first picture the… probably female on the right has facial features/expression that makes me think of the “ice hockey” player that had had his head bashed in a few times too many, Red Erik or something like that, from way back.
And as for their approach, it makes me think they’re there to 1) try to wheedle something out of her or 2) sack her.
I think it’s an orc.
Jesus christ, I can literally HEAR the middle chick’s voice dripping with sarcasm.
I can’t stand people like that.
Also, Waldo and the ‘tarded elf chick are equally scary as fuck.
Don’t worry. Being a babe in the woods gives you an amazing ability to survive threats you cannot perceive.
I don’t hate you spike. I think you have me confused with someone else…
I, too, think that needs to be a real shirt. Buy-able via your website. Yeah.
Also I think I’m going to pretend the flanking coworkers are actually just balloons. They’re less disturbing that way.
Oh that’s so frightening, her co-workers are pod people. Run Morgan, while your name is still your own!
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