Chapter 5: Intermission, page 9.

Chapter 5: Intermission, page 9.

The author of this comic is also available to write children’s books, nursery rhymes, and weekly letters to your granny asking after her health and the weather.


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  1. Pearle says:

    Any chance of you and Uncle Randy doing that comic about the “Power of Prayer”? I hope you do. I want to see someone burst into flame from the sheer scorn of it.

  2. Kyotzeta says:

    *raises hand* Oooh, ooh…can I hire you to write to my grandma, please? I mean, my mom really needs that inheritance, and ummm… *whistles, innocently*

  3. Abandon says:

    I recognize you…

    Seems we are being introduced to Sunny’s ex, if I remember right from the Ex’s bonus comic. I was wondering when we would get to meet her.

    • George Spelvin says:

      Yep, that’s Sunny’s ex. And she, who sings those lyrics, thinks Sunny has anger issues.

      That’s all kinds of scary when you think about it.

  4. AJ says:

    Well! I’m impressed. Catchy.

  5. Choopa says:

    I almost want to make an actual song out of this… If only I could play anything. I can scream like the dickens, but I can’t play worth shit.

    • Claire says:

      My (possibly unfounded) impression is that that might accurately describe the skill set of this band also

    • FrankNW says:

      Spike should preserve all these lyrics and find a musician (not unlike myself) who can write music to go with the lyrics. …Uh, then there’s the hassle of finding performers…y’know, this is all just optional. (Dang it. It would be SO COMMERCIAL.)

    • Hanna says:

      I’d settle for seeing the whole song’s lyrics. :-D

  6. xan says:

    …does the writer of this comic also do eulogies?

  7. pencilears says:

    http://www.comicmix.com/news/2012/03/14/vote-in-the-mix-march-madness-2012-webcomics-tournament-first-round/ did anybody else see this? we gotta vote bomb for Templar more effectively.

    because seriously, who the fuck is spinnerette?

  8. Abandon says:

    Oh the hell with that. I’m puttin’ on my voting cap.

  9. feline256 says:

    I have a feeling Spike had a lot of fun writing these lyrics x)

  10. anon314 says:

    I miss Bill Hicks too. :/

  11. Kyrie says:

    Best song ever or BEST SONG EVER.

  12. Ethereal says:

    I think I’m in love. :)

  13. SniffyTugBoat says:

    Not only does Spike get the flow fabric of the woman’s skirt correct, she also gets the boob physics right as well! Very nice!

  14. Dart says:

    oh shit

    I think I’m in love

  15. cyanmanta says:

    Louis CK would be proud…

  16. FrankNW says:

    I’m thinking…gosh, Wally. She’d be just a swell date, huh?

  17. MissGraffiTEA says:

    Well, I like her.

  18. Dotcom says:

    Please—oh please—write letter to my grandpa!

  19. tricksterson says:

    Are you available for children’s brithday parties? I figure we could slot you in between the clown and the pony rides.

  20. Fidget says:

    Called it. Also: HOT DAMN (and vice versa).

  21. FrankNW says:

    I just realized…if Janis Joplin took steroids and — and — nah, never mind. She still wouldn’t quite match up.

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