People determined to disenfranchise themselves and imperil their well-being, by voting against their own best interests?
S H O C K I N G
Good thing this is just fiction, amirite
Not a pastime myself then, I guess, but I wish I had a TARDIS so I could see some history with my own eyes.
I second the TARDIS trip!
Take me too! First stop the twenties!
That would mean we live in a country with too many uninformed voters. That doesn’t happen here in the good ol’ U.S. of A! Amirite?
Heh! Vlad Drakul!!!
I’m pretty sure, given the product lines at Kingdom Come, that it’s “Vlad the Impaler”.
I am trying to imagine the Do Me Bros as a porno but I keep getting jersey shore inspired ska band instead.
I’m sure we all know which staff member recommended that.
what the hell is Gordon stealing?
I think he nicked the cuddle parlour advert off the wall and folded it up. Does it look like that to anyone else?
Can’t be – that poster was bigger than his head. This one fits tidily in his shirt.
That’s why i think he folded it.
Siiiigh. Repost for proper “reply” protocol.
He couldn’t have folded it – he took the frame it was in as well.
Poor Gordon just wants someone to cuddle with him….
It’s whatever was hanging up in a frame above the “Staff Recommendation” shelf. Not the cuddle-parlour picture, though, I think… o.o;
Likely a “Employee of the Month” picture.
Likely a picture of Flannery.
Well now THERE’S a disturbing thought.
It’s whatever was hanging on the wall above the “Staff Recommendation” case. You can see the blank spot on the wall.
My first thought was also Ben’s “screen” or laptop or whatever they call it, but Mesmer’s got it in the breakroom. Maybe it’s the clipboard with the master do-not-sell list?
What ever it is, he appears spooked/scared about it. Perhaps something to do with his horrible past? Or perhaps he doesn’t HAVE a horrible past, but is just posing like he did (street cred gets you a long way)… In any case, it must be something he doesn’t want other people to see/read.
It’s Ben’s laptop.
You know only someone who apparently has a Pastime boyfriend and roommate would go to such lengths to differentiate themselves from them.
Can’t be the laptop. Mesmer’s currently looking through that. It looks to be some case or display off the wall.
A case? Good luck hiding that in a t-shirt…maybe it’s a poster? Surely not Regan’s beloved Vlad…
oh geez. Is that tree stump for sale, with the knob on it? I guess some people like it the natural way. :P
A different kind of wood, for a different kind of satisfaction.
[oglaf] That’s a branch. It’s always been there.[/oglaf]
CHRIST ON AN REO SPEEDWAGON, GORDON IS STEALING THE COCK OF SCIENCE.
No, seriously, check the box. Same one. “Vlad.” Diagonal cardboard stripe across the clear plastic window in the one corner. http://templaraz.com/?p=302
Wait, scratch that, I’m sorry, the previous commenters about the paper in the frame are right. The placement of the word balloon made it look like the Cock of Science was gone.
He *should* be stealing Vlad, though, seriously.
Man, If Gordon’s shirt stays like that, he’s gonna have some ‘splainin’ to do… On a side note, I’m glad I checked for updates 2 days in a row.
I think I love Flannery.
Well it’s not like Mesmer’s paying any attention, so whatever Gordon’s nicked, he just needs to get it out of the store. I still think he’s hiding it more to keep it away from people’s eyes than out of any thief’s instinct.
He took Flannery’s picture. I think he’s got a crush. I think he freezes when he tries to talk to her.
So THAT’s why everyone hates pastimes. Eesh.
So much love for Flannery comic time though. <3
I got the same look on my face as Gordon when I discovered that he, in fact, has the capacity to be surprised – all this time I thought he was a catatonic, cold-blooded murderer. Also, I’mma vote on that being someone’s picture too; it’s no use removing the no-sell list if basically every employee knows they shouldn’t sell to Gordon.
Maybe it’s Gordon’s mother’s picture… XD
“I’m NOT a furry! I just cerebrate Halloween for several months a year!”
Great, “cerebrate Halloween” just put the mental image of a giant writhing maggot in a Sailor Moon outfit in my head. THANKS INTERNET
Flannery is so cute when she’s indignant.
I got it! He’s stealing a picture of the employee of the month. Its a picture of Reagan.
When she says “Oh my GAWD”, I picture her sounding exactly like a 20′s flapper girl.
I’m glad Flannery caught that. Some girls don’t even notice when their boyfriend is full of crap.
I’m so glad that Vlad loves me, and loves me as only Vlad can.
I can’t help but wonder what a Grumble Duck is.
I laughed at the “and he rents!” comment. I don’t think it’s all fiction, the voting against self-interest thing.
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