…and that is why you should watch the news.
Cartoons are more entertaining and morally fulfilling.
And the news is exactly the opposite. Boring and depressing. Ben has no reason to be embarrassed.
And now the news: a large-scale riot is happening two blocks from your home…
Well, it may be depressing but…knowing might be a good idea, don’t you think?
Why? He never leaves his apartment anyway.
I recommend keeping the boob tube turned off until you can hear the screams.
No, I’ve been over it and over it, but for the life of me, I can find no logical explanation for this man ending up on a second-story window ledge and not being sure exactly what part of town he’s even in.
Like the pirate with the steering wheel sticking out of his fly, it’s drivin’ me NUTS.
It seems possible to me that he ran across the rooftops to escape the TPD on King Street in a direction at random. Some pursuit caused him to go down one (some?) floors from the roof and bad choices got him stuck on the ledge.
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