My father told me about a friend who burnt his eye brows off lighting a ciggaret via the burner on a stove. His mother did the same with her hair in general.
Timing is everything, of course. It probably felt like he was going to steal a smoke as a kid, then one of his parents came into the room.
Parents got RADAR for when you’re screwing around.
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