Zoradysis: Stolen Clothes Are ALWAYS Better.by Diana Nock
Zoradysis, theiving elementary-schooler, as rendered by Diana Nock. Kind of makes your biological clock rust to pieces and quietly excuse itself from the room, doesn't it?
That's the problem with kids. They're all little mental patients for the first six or eight years. Oh, and that whole "where they get born out of" thing. Eesh.