Pippi de la Cruz.
She lives with Scipio. She's repeating her junior year of high school. She wants to be famous. And that's all anybody really knows for sure.
Tempermental, abusive and as bratty as she can get away with, Pippi treats everyone within swinging distance with complete disregard. Her respect is saved for gossip shows and TV personalities, leaving nothing but vitriol and bile for the likes of Ben, Reagan, and Gene.
First Appearance: Chapter 1: The Great Outdoors, page 60.