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Banana Thread II: Banana Harder (NWS)

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  1. SABERinBLUE
    Member

    I have two comments on that last video. First, does it seriously take him that long to down one beer, and second, his dad kind of reminds me of Depp as Hunter S. Thompson.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  2. There is always room for comics!
    Posted 9 months ago #
  3. [+] Embed the video | Video DownloadGet the Video Player

    Dog's balls later massaged on camera for emphasis.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  4. When it starts, it sounds like she's getting ready to sing the Star Spangled Banner.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  5. Falafel
    Member

    Posted 8 months ago #
  6. I have this sudden urge to write a "The Further Adventures Of Tom Of Finland" story or something.

    Posted 8 months ago #
  7. Furious Sterling
    Member

    Ha! That image is from Warren Ellis' board. He has a weekly ReMake/Remodel thread where he posts some obscure pulp superhero and lets artists go nuts. Quite a few of the artist are actual professionals so you get works like that. And at some point in the 30s there was totally a hero called "The Flamingo"; guess people had different standards for what was tough back then.

    It is always high school on the internet.
    Posted 8 months ago #
  8. I have this sudden urge to write a "The Further Adventures Of Tom Of Finland" story or something.

    With the same kind of WWII pulp theme? I want this to exist

    I'd say "I want to see this" but that's not strictly correct.

    Posted 8 months ago #
  9. Posted 8 months ago #
  10. BANANA CHALLENGE

    Can you recognize where these female characters are from?

    Posted 8 months ago #
  11. Wait for it...

    Not so much "ew" as "hmmm...".

    Posted 8 months ago #
  12. Sneak preview of the next major TF2 update!

    Posted 8 months ago #
  13. EDIT: whoops, wrong image...

    And from the Erotic Expo in Las Vegas...

    Posted 7 months ago #
  14. maecrab
    Member


    Not her precious womb!!1!

    Edit: Looking at this image again, amidst all the horror I can't help but find the little drop of breast milk squirting out adorable, somehow. Even if it probably stems from the Japanese's belief that the breasts of human females are actually chubby, flaccid chest-penises that ejaculate if you can just get them turned on enough/ tied up with enough barbed wire (girls like that, rite?!?).

    Posted 7 months ago #
  15. Ahhhhh the smell of it...

    Posted 7 months ago #
  16. Falafel
    Member

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    Posted 7 months ago #
  17. Not her precious womb!!1!

    Using John K. Peta in this thread is almost cheating, since you could post nearly any page from any of his works and it would be on-topic.

    Posted 7 months ago #
  18. maecrab
    Member

    Not her precious womb!!1!

    Using John K. Peta in this thread is almost cheating, since you could post nearly any page from any of his works and it would be on-topic.

    Oh, wow. I hadn't realized that was like...a thing. I just got that image in a totally unrelated google image search.

    Posted 7 months ago #
  19. Oh, wow. I hadn't realized that was like...a thing. I just got that image in a totally unrelated google image search.

    I could fill pages of this thread with nothing but John K. Peta pages, and every one of them would be some kind of new anatomical horror.

    "Nipples don't work like that!"

    Posted 7 months ago #
  20. When even Takeshi's Castle runs out of ideas for challenges, things get far out of hand...

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    Posted 7 months ago #
  21. Abandon
    Member

    http://asset.soup.io/asset/0754/5221_4c47.gif

    That is all.

    An inch. It's small and it's fragile and it's the only thing in the world worth having. You must never lose it, or sell it, or give it away. You must never let them take it from you.
    Posted 5 months ago #
  22. SABERinBLUE
    Member

    http://asset.soup.io/asset/0754/5221_4c47.gif
    That is all.

    Ahahahaha I thought it was a turtle until the end.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  23. http://asset.soup.io/asset/0754/5221_4c47.gif
    That is all.

    Oh God, the first time I hadn't noticed what the guy was saying : "boobs or I move him closer" !

    Like he wasn't going to feed it to his snake anyway...

    Posted 5 months ago #
  24. Abandon
    Member

    I have to admit, I did almost hurt myself laughing when I noticed him type "I taught him karate so he might have a fighting chance".

    Posted 5 months ago #
  25. maecrab
    Member

    Okay, wow. For the first time, I feel like I have something truly new and "exciting" to add to this thread: Cop a Squat. It's a blog, abandoned sometime last July, of images of people squatting. What's weird, is it's kind of inherently fetishy, and has that quality a lot of non-pornographic fetish blogs have, where they write about it almost like it's normal, making jokes, etc. But then they say things like "If you are interested in squats you should watch this video. Pay special attention to what is said 19 seconds into the video." But apparently it's not a fetish site? Plus it's run by a woman. Also, her other blogspot blog has three posts, in which she wants to make a "big-girl"-sized child's jumper, is looking forward to her trip to Disneyworld, and is obsessively checking ebay prices for American Girl dolls.
    Sample post:
    love squat

    Horse lovin' brushin' squat.

    Frankly, I don't know what to believe. And if you are wondering why I was google-imaging 'squats' in the first place, don't >:(

    Edit: Subsequently came across the personal blog of some dude called "SickBiscuit". Best blog name ever?!

    Posted 5 months ago #
  26. Abandon
    Member

    I typed Blue Waffle into Google and pressed "I'm Feeling Lucky".

    I really wish I hadn't done that. I don't feel lucky at all...

    Posted 4 months ago #
  27. pencilears
    Member

    Posted 3 months ago #
  28. Ahem... It's spelled "Mein Kampf".

    Posted 3 months ago #
  29. I'm also pretty sure he never wore adorable hair... thingies.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  30. SABERinBLUE
    Member

    Hey so I was getting this image:

    to show to some people, and apparently the companion picture Matt found is now a dead link. Matt, do you have that picture saved?

    Posted 3 months ago #

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