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Banana Thread II: Banana Harder (NWS)

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  1. Are those twenty-four packs?

    Don't be ridiculous. They're more like twelve-packs.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. Fortunato
    Member

    the bigger question is, how do they keep them while chained up as sex slaves in a dungeon somewhere?

    "All Right boys! Here's your protein shakes, it's workout time, then sex time again!"

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. Kodiak
    Member


    Are there actually people who jack off to this? This makes my brain itch.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. Kumatsu
    Member

    I... I think you've been hitting the 'roids a bit hard there, Felicia.

    Schrodinger's Cat ate my bird.
    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. Giovanna
    Member

    What disturbs me is less the muscles... it's just how TINY her head is! If she lifted her arms, it would be crushed.

    La donna e mobile...
    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. I refuse to believe anybody gets off to that.

    Flee thee, icy Lucifer.
    Posted 1 year ago #
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  8. Is that a lamprey

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. fishcake
    Member

    I go on the road for a week, and I come home to find a wide array of both hilarious and enraging chunks of internet bile.

    Banana thread, never change <3

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. Implacable Man
    Member

    Recursion fetish?

    http://manmarubeya.blog116.fc2.com/

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. Is that a lamprey

    I'm genuinely scared to find out. From what was on 4Chan, it supposedly from a series called Victim Girls. I tread no further than that.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. Recursion fetish?
    http://j.photos.cx/5956847-3e6.jpg
    http://manmarubeya.blog116.fc2.com/

    What am I looking at.

    Is that Misty?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. It's Misty and her unborn, violated clone brood.

    Eugh...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. Kodiak
    Member

    Abortion Lunch

    Synx and it’s race have mobile teeth, meaning they move and wriggle. The teeth are actually modified claws. Yeah, this means they cannot tear into tough things because strength is sacrificed, but they don’t need to. Their tastes lay in the squishy. =9 Partially digested and softened meat from the bellies of the beasts they inhabit is a main food source when in parasite mode, but when in predator mode they have to search for soft things to appease their sensitive stomachs. What is squishier then a fetus! Yes, they really do eat babies! They will crawl into the exposed bellies of mothers-to-be and eeeet their unborn but living children, with gross, wet slurping sounds. They have also been known to steal newborns to, so watch your cradles!



    Also, this little thing.

    ..
    ...
    why

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. It's awesome how he's clearly trolling yet his art is like ten thousand times more refined and obsessively worked over than any of the real gore-porn fetishists.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. Implacable Man
    Member


    ..
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    why

    <3 They're making a heart <3

    Posted 1 year ago #

  17. ..
    ...
    why

    Is that going out of the mouth or into the mouth? Either is horrifying.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  18. I was actually eating macaroni and cheese when I came across this image...

    Posted 1 year ago #
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  20. Kodiak
    Member

    Is that going out of the mouth or into the mouth? Either is horrifying.

    The artist called it "Extreme prolapse". Apparently, they are trying to eat one another with their stomachs at the same time.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  21. It's not the grossness of it but the reactions of glee and subsequent retching as they freak over their new discovery...

    [+] Embed the video | Video DownloadGet the Video Player

    Posted 1 year ago #
  22. Oh.

    Okay, then.

    There is always room for comics!
    Posted 1 year ago #
  23. Kumatsu
    Member

    This is the tagline for this video on the site, which was linked to me raiding in WoW tonight by some random guy in the raid:


    This was leaked from the soon to be released Jurassic Park 4 with the tagline: ‘What happens on the island, stays on the island.’

    Industrial Lights and Magic have obviously gone their separate ways with the JP franchise.

    Let's go have some fun!

    You have to wait until at least halfway through, to where the best part of the rediculousness is.

    (Obligatory statement that this is completely NSFW, and very loud.)

    Posted 1 year ago #
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  25. ...

    Posted 1 year ago #

  26. Let's go have some fun!

    You have to wait until at least halfway through, to where the best part of the rediculousness is.
    (Obligatory statement that this is completely NSFW, and very loud.)

    I was more impressed by the ad that kept showing up over the video :

    "Could you use a blowjob ? Try Autoblow, THE hand-free robotic blowjob."

    This really looks like something out of a Warren Ellis comic. Are we living in the future yet ?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  27. Instant Sunrise
    Member

    vroom vroom.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  28. Apparently, a real book cover.

    I'm gonna need a bigger .

    Posted 1 year ago #
  29. not what they were hoping for

    Posted 1 year ago #
  30. Luckily, that's a ball python and it's not poisonous. Doesn't even have fangs. Still hurts when they bite, though.

    Posted 1 year ago #

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