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Banana Thread II: Banana Harder (NWS)
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That should be my avatar on every forum. Properly cropped, I think I could get away with it.
Who wants hot dogs...?
Aw, that is fantastic. Now if only they had a second camera on the other side of the grinder...
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Who wants hot dogs...?
None of that is going into food, thank god. Those are "unfit for human consumption" corpses and they're being reduced for use in fertilizer or something.
(Yes, I know you were joking, but still.)
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When seeking advice on wooing the fairer sex, AVOID 4Chan at all cost...
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Oh God. That's horrible.
Oh God. That's incredible.
It's
It's horricredible.
There is always room for comics!Posted 1 year ago # -
http://j.photos.cx/monkeydognopenissmokeacig-093-d40.jpg
I don't even know what I am looking at here.
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That photo is of a man who has his penis removed (for medical or "cosmetic" reasons), and therefore has a hole in his scrotum to pee out of. Someone has drawn a dog on his barren crotch, which is smoking a cigarette which has been placed in his urethra, and whose jowls are formed by the man's (still present) scrotum.
Smoking dog images (usually bulldogs) were something of a staple of old-fashioned "tough guy" artwork and tobacco advertising.
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That photo is of a man who has his penis removed (for medical or "cosmetic" reasons), and therefore has a hole in his scrotum to pee out of. Someone has drawn a dog on his barren crotch, which is smoking a cigarette which has been placed in his urethra, and whose jowls are formed by the man's (still present) scrotum.
Smoking dog images (usually bulldogs) were something of a staple of old-fashioned "tough guy" artwork and tobacco advertising.His scrotum has been bisected, with one testicle in each lobe, or "bow tie."
This image was featured on BMEzine, which frequently features this sort of thing, or people cutting their toes off themselves "for cosmetic reasons." The people who do that then turn around and deride anyone who dares to submit photos of their body mods if those people are, horror of horrors, fat. Then they complain about how oppressed they are and people JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND the beauty of having no toes, or not top finger joints, or a tongue that's split in two, or ears that have been scalpled and stitched into an elven point, or what have you.
It is really, really weird.
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Most bodymodding doesn't seem so wierd - it's really gross to see in action but for people on the fringe who already probably have a lot of trouble interacting with everyday society and so spend more time as elves or living corsets or tigermen than they do as ordinary human beings it seems like a pretty reasonable choice. Little less reversible than having pink hair or prancing around in an inflatable bee suit or whatnot, but I can just go to any redneck bar out here on a Friday night and see worse life choices. Getting fat and hating yourself for it is a popular one.
The dicks, though, confuse me. Like, they're very blatantly a fetish thing, but not like the other fetishes. How exactly is getting off on making getting off ever again physically impossible meant to work? Do they just like giving themselves blueballs looking in the mirror, or settle for having one really good night and then when the bandages go on that's it forever, or what?
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Most bodymodding doesn't seem so wierd - it's really gross to see in action but for people on the fringe who already probably have a lot of trouble interacting with everyday society and so spend more time as elves or living corsets or tigermen than they do as ordinary human beings it seems like a pretty reasonable choice. Little less reversible than having pink hair or prancing around in an inflatable bee suit or whatnot, but I can just go to any redneck bar out here on a Friday night and see worse life choices. Getting fat and hating yourself for it is a popular one.
The dicks, though, confuse me. Like, they're very blatantly a fetish thing, but not like the other fetishes. How exactly is getting off on making getting off ever again physically impossible meant to work? Do they just like giving themselves blueballs looking in the mirror, or settle for having one really good night and then when the bandages go on that's it forever, or what?Apparently, men without a penis can still become aroused and ejaculate with the correct stimulation. The prostate and testicles are (usually) still there. Semen is still being produced.
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Well hot damn
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Is this real? I'm trying to figure it out. You'd think this wouldn't be possible, but it looks pretty convincing.
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That basketball is entirely too clean and after that creepy partial unbirth video turned out to be fake I'm not ready to believe again
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That basketball is entirely too clean and after that creepy partial unbirth video turned out to be fake I'm not ready to believe again
Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's fake. But then I've seen some shit on the Internet...
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It is the last thing you saw.
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Spike. Why.
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Spike. Why.
Why what
Why this
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Nesko wants to know why the banana thread has gone from horrible porn to general horribleness. He was very upset last night. :C
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Nothing makes me :......C more than the Banana Thread.
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Brigid raises an important point. Therefor, I dedicate this post to Nesko.
Make mine Marvel! Excelsior!
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Nesko wants to know why the banana thread has gone from horrible porn to general horribleness. He was very upset last night. :C
DRY THOSE EYES, STARSHINE
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Condescending Headpat: The Memorial.
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Soft serve
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AngryRobotsInc
MemberWell, that Marvel stuff has given me new things to scar my obsessed with Venom friend with for life. Awesome.
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Dude I think we need to let Chris Hansen know about those "Toilet Violation Reports". Goddamn that site is twisted.
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eelissuhh
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Posted 1 year ago # -
I know this is pretty pedestrian, but I am posting this for Nesko.
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