Ffffff, that would hurt like a bitch.
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Banana Thread II: Banana Harder (NWS)
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AngryRobotsInc
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You'd think they'd at least clean their nasty foot first.
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fishcake
Memberhttp://www.helenkellersimulator.com/
now this is just mean.Posted 1 year ago # -
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Someone sure likes dicks.
Flee thee, icy Lucifer.Posted 1 year ago # -
fishcake
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fishcake
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also i'm on an mpreg kick as of late
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misterfight
MemberSomeone sure likes dicks.
sometimes you can't have just one.
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Hahhaha that looks pretty much the same as the shit hung across from my space at a gallery, now I can't stop picturing the dick-hydra in all her glory up there in the middle of all those watercolors of purse-dogs and shit.
Seriously that rules more more more
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Uh.
There is always room for comics!Posted 1 year ago # -
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~-=POETRY CORNER=-~
I cannot believe I fell victim to a catgirl
Who wanted nothing more than to consume me alive.
Not but walking nutrients to this hungry monster
Drawn into a web of deception that cost me my life.
What will become of the others she claims next?
It is not for me to know; she could have been my wife.
But this proves that not all girls look to cherish
Now I must ascend to my celestial paradise.~-=POETRY CORNER=-~
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fishcake
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Kids : DO NOT try this at home !
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sometimes you can't have just one.
http://j.photos.cx/derpplop-690.jpgFor some reason this immediately made me think of the organ scene from the Goonies.
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For some reason this immediately made me think of the organ scene from the Goonies.
That is not the kind of organ those kids played with.
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Instant Sunrise
Memberthis image popped up in the photos.cx feed for some reason.
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THREATENING PENIS WILL RIP YOU IN TWO
THREATENING VAGINA WAILS WITH CRUEL LAUGHTER AT YOUR FLACCID AND CHARMLESS ATTEMPTS TO SATIATE HER
And oh hey speaking of genitals
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fishcake
MemberI propose this as a new emote:
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http://j.photos.cx/2ezs2m1-8f6.jpg
It appears being Internet Famous is working for her.
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Instant Sunrise
Member
can you ever have too much public hair?
NO!
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no
just
no
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welp I'm gay now
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Instant Sunrise
Member
whats wrong guys, I just like to share.
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At a social gathering yesterday, "who poop last" came up; it's a spoof of Japanese game shows, where people eat a lot of food and then try not to poop. Or something. I don't know, I haven't seen it but certain people mention it frequently in an in-jokey kind of way.
What I refrained from saying at the time was this: that is a fetish.
Women are force fed and/or given enemas, and they hold it in, trying not to poop. In text version, this includes many pages of talk about cramping and rumbling stomachs and crossed legs and sweat beading on foreheads and blah blah blah. It culminates (of course!) in a shitsplosion.
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Instant Sunrise
Member
welp
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this image popped up in the photos.cx feed for some reason.
that was my doing. we were having trouble with MapTool for my online D&D game, so a friend of mine hosted us in a remote desktop situation where each person could take turns remotely moving our tokens in MapTool.
as a repayment, i left that as his desktop image, albeit MUCH larger.
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