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Banana Thread II: Banana Harder (NWS)

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  1. Why do people post on SA period?
    Most of the community is just one giant seething pore oozing liquid hate and self-loathing

    Just answered your own question

    http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=59963

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. Abandon
    Member

    Why do people post on SA period?
    Most of the community is just one giant seething pore oozing liquid hate and self-loathing

    Aha, that makes a lot more sense.

    An inch. It's small and it's fragile and it's the only thing in the world worth having. You must never lose it, or sell it, or give it away. You must never let them take it from you.
    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. fishcake
    Member

  4. http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=59963

    Oh boy, ferretball.

    ferretball was one of those SA posters that everybody knew was crazy. The man was not just internet nuts, but actually full-on autistic, and the mods didn't ban him because god knows what kind of insane crap he'll post tomorrow. An actual list of amazing shit he posted would go on for pages, but would have to include his posts about "self-repairing nano-armor", his movie script about "the Hindu god of shit and feces", his ability to detect if a woman is a muslim by her smell, and lots more.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. Oh, ferretball, you fucking failure in all things.

    The man was not just internet nuts, but actually full-on autistic

    Wow, really? I didn't realize he had any excuse for being the travesty that he was.

    Anyway, I think ferretball--and the community's reaction to him--actually answer the "Why do people post on SA?" question quite nicely: The Awful Forums are (primarily) populated by especially smart and mean folks. So when somebody shows up who's not so smart, or is maybe kinda naive about the Internet, or is bugfuck crazy, or is a complete asshole . . . the community at large has the will, the tools, and the freedom to correct the everloving crap out of this person. It can be absolutely glorious to behold.

    That said, I haven't spent any real time on the Awful Forums for years. I mean, I remember rolling my eyes at all the newbs who registered in 2003 or 2004. (No, SERIOUSLY.) So, yeah, it's probably changed a lot.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. I think ferretball--and the community's reaction to him--actually answer the "Why do people post on SA?" question quite nicely: The Awful Forums are (primarily) populated by especially smart and mean folks. So when somebody shows up who's not so smart, or is maybe kinda naive about the Internet, or is bugfuck crazy, or is a complete asshole . . . the community at large has the will, the tools, and the freedom to correct the everloving crap out of this person. It can be absolutely glorious to behold.
    That said, I haven't spent any real time on the Awful Forums for years. I mean, I remember rolling my eyes at all the newbs who registered in 2003 or 2004. (No, SERIOUSLY.) So, yeah, it's probably changed a lot.

    The way you describe it, it sounds a lot like watching the older kids at school beating up the new nerdy kid.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. fishcake
    Member

    Okay japan we gotta have a little talk now

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT I mean I don't

    hey

    HEY

    Don't you look away from me goddamnit you fucking look at me when i'm talking to you

    (long story short: Some new anime features four high school girls that start a band; the Fenders and Gibsons that the characters are playing are now being marketed as "The instruments that were played by these cartoon girls."

    Now, I know product placement is far from new, but what really gets me is that the bassist in the show is left-handed; from what I can gather, demand among this retarded demographic for left-handed fenders is outstripping demand for right-handed ones.)

    Posted 1 year ago #
  8. Abandon
    Member

    "What’s more, the bass player Mio-chan is using quite a vintage jazz bass (the 62 JAZZ BASS), and she’s a lefty as well… it’s so moe."

    FUCKING MOE.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. Now, I know product placement is far from new, but what really gets me is that the bassist in the show is left-handed; from what I can gather, demand among this retarded demographic for left-handed fenders is outstripping demand for right-handed ones.

    When I was deep in the Beatles fandom there were plenty of right-handed people that tried to play the bass left handed because that's how Paul McCartney did it.

    ALSO:

    http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=59963

    WHAT.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. fishcake
    Member

    I don't really know if you can compare Paul to what is essentially the Retarded Succubus with a Strat

    Posted 1 year ago #

  11. The way you describe it, it sounds a lot like watching the older kids at school beating up the new nerdy kid.

    That's exactly what it is. There's more than a few dudes on there who persecute forums losers with a special fury precisely because they, themselves, just came home from getting picked on by their classmates for being a dork.

    Also ferretball isn't especially unique anymore, pretty much any GBS thread will have at least one person honestly and incoherently defending rape regardless of the actual topic at hand. The abyss stared back, I guess.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. I don't really know if you can compare Paul to what is essentially the Retarded Succubus with a Strat

    Well they're both left-handed bassists is what I'm saying. And they cause their fans to want to be left-handed too apparently.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. The way you describe it, it sounds a lot like watching the older kids at school beating up the new nerdy kid.

    Something like that, yeah. There's a lot of mockery as social corrective going on. Broken creatures like ferretball aside, people eventually either learn the shape of goon culture and fit in, or they decide they leave the forums forever. What you were left with, at least back in the day, was a whole lot of people who didn't take themselves too seriously, and were typically as happy to mock themselves as others.

    Also ferretball isn't especially unique anymore, pretty much any GBS thread will have at least one person honestly and incoherently defending rape regardless of the actual topic at hand. The abyss stared back, I guess.

    Fucking yikes, man. I thought those people stayed on 4chan.

    Now, I know product placement is far from new, but what really gets me is that the bassist in the show is left-handed; from what I can gather, demand among this retarded demographic for left-handed fenders is outstripping demand for right-handed ones.)

    I am hoping this means these otaku are just hanging the damned things on their walls, rather than trying to play them. Jesus fuck, what a waste of money.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. That's exactly what it is. There's more than a few dudes on there who persecute forums losers with a special fury precisely because they, themselves, just came home from getting picked on by their classmates for being a dork.
    Also ferretball isn't especially unique anymore, pretty much any GBS thread will have at least one person honestly and incoherently defending rape regardless of the actual topic at hand. The abyss stared back, I guess.

    And people pay 10 bucks for that ? Going back to high school ?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. fishcake
    Member

    I am hoping this means these otaku are just hanging the damned things on their walls, rather than trying to play them. Jesus fuck, what a waste of money.

    Accoording to Canned Dogs, Amazon is selling a left-handed, 3 color sunburst Fender Precision bass on their site, which is exactly the same as the one Mio-chan uses in the anime. This might have nothing to do with the anime, but in the “Customers who bought this item also bought” section are filled with other K-On! merchandise. The single customer review states:

    “This is the same model that the bassist Mio-chan uses in K-on. I’m right handed, but I bought the left handed version as it probably wouldn’t make a difference since I’m a complete beginner. I’m now trying to learn how to play the opening song. It’s probably not a waste of money to buy this if you’re a fan!”


    :musicnerdrage:

    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. AngryRobotsInc
    Member

    It’s probably not a waste of money to buy this if you’re a fan!

    Wow. The mostly glowing praise in that review is "It's probably not a waste of money." WELL NOW I JUST HAVE TO HAVE ONE!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. Somehow this is more revolting than the scatswap porn

    Posted 1 year ago #
  18. And people pay 10 bucks for that ? Going back to high school ?

    I have a strange attachment to SA. I've been a goon since 2002 and it's kinda hard to let go. I probably wouldn't sign up today, though.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  19. SABERinBLUE
    Member

    I just joined SA to keep up with LP threads

    Posted 1 year ago #
  20. [quote]And people pay 10 bucks for that ? Going back to high school ?

    I have a strange attachment to SA. I've been a goon since 2002 and it's kinda hard to let go. I probably wouldn't sign up today, though.[/quote]

    It's a completely different animal than it was in 2002, and in turn in 2002 it was a completely different animal than it was in 1997. It's evolved quite a bit, a lot of it in ways that leave me cold.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  21. fishcake
    Member

    It's a completely different animal than it was in 2002, and in turn in 2002 it was a completely different animal than it was in 1997. It's evolved quite a bit, a lot of it in ways that leave me cold.

    Eh, consider yourself lucky
    I switch mental identities every year or so
    Last year I was hooked on Lassize's Faire and ADTRW
    Now I wish I had all those hours back

    Posted 1 year ago #
  22. Implacable Man
    Member

    SA has gotten exceptionally creepy in the last few years. There have been sites like SASS for a long time dedicated to obsessing over SA posters, but now there's a shitposting forum for practically every subject over there. The whole place is filled with self-loathing.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  23. LF was a genuinely excellent forum back when half the community was trying to pass for educated liberals by acting like raving Stalin humpers or MTWs and furiously denouncing all other creeds because the three genuine communists on the forums were deep-academic vanguardist types. Now they're on to some kind of Gilligan's Island theme or something, I don't get it.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  24. fishcake
    Member

    LF is a classic case of a joke taken waaaaay too far

    as recently as the election right-wingers and transplants from BYOB were tolerated in the name of stirring shit up

    now it's all "conform to the revolution or get banned"
    whatever the revolution is

    Posted 1 year ago #
  25. wwoooowww this is getting too 'forums about forums'

    This guy rules completely

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    Posted 1 year ago #
  26. That's horrifying.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  27. fishcake
    Member

    holy crap has the banana thread really gone 2 days without a post?
    Now I just can't let this be

    Posted 1 year ago #
  28. His nipples look like bloodshot cartoon eyes.

    Flee thee, icy Lucifer.
    Posted 1 year ago #
  29. fishcake
    Member


    I'm going to bed

    Posted 1 year ago #
  30. I think people are forgetting the core themes of this thread.

    (p.s. fucking tinypic)

    Posted 1 year ago #

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